February 2012
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I stare at you
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When you’re not looking
And when you look over
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
“I want to watch a video but I don’t want to stop the music.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
teachers: don't talk to strangers online.
parents: don't talk to strangers online.
everyone: don't talk to strangers online.
me: they aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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Anonymous asked: What are you doing on heeere?
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Every time Sometimes when I go to JB-HIFI or a music store I secretly hope that a really really cute guy will serve me…
And then notice what awesome music taste I have and think “Hmm, this…
You are too kind. To give up a man so wonderful to somebody half way across the world. I love you. :) And...
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Every time Sometimes when I go to JB-HIFI or a music store I secretly hope that a really really cute guy will serve me…
And then notice what awesome music taste I have and think “Hmm, this…
YESS!! I will! Just come to California!! Omgggg. That would be the coolest thing ever. lol
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Every time Sometimes when I go to JB-HIFI or a music store I secretly hope that a really really cute guy will serve me…
And then notice what awesome music taste I have and think “Hmm, this girl…I’d like to marry her”
LOL I daydream of similar things. haha
stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
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